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Tony Walker How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave!

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Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving Day But Aren't....... "Talk about a huge breast!" "Tying the legs together k...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do,"...

Tony Walker In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Mon...

What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

LESSONS TO REMEMBER IN REAL LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forg...

In keeping with today's What's Shakin' Tech Theme... HARD-DISK Woman : She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!   W...

Tony Walker The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the  apartment was to send him out ...

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas  10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)  9. Dragging out boxes that haven't...

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. I love being married. It's so great to find that one ...

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. If I agreed with you we'd bo...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severa...

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey...

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It...

After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. ...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor o...

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going...