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Saturday, June 18, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?!?! Questions to ponder... and laugh about!


If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?  

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?  

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of  bald men?

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