My wife & I were fighting the other day. As we were fighting she started packing. "Where are you going?" I asked. She said, "I'm moving to Vegas! I'm going to become an escort & charge $500 a night!" With that I started packing too. "Where are YOU going?" She asked. I replied, "I'm going to Vegas too. I wanna see how you'll survive on $1000 a year." Then I asked her, "I bet you can't wait for me to die so you can spit on my grave." My wife said, "No way. I don't like standing in long lines!"
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