THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
Patty B.
The Farm & Ranch Method: Get up really early. Put on heavy clothing. Eat chocolate in the cab of a pickup truck.
The Garage Sale Method: Drive around until you find someone who is selling their chocolate. Buy it, take it home and let it sit in your storage closet for awhile. Then sell it to somebody else.
The Mail- order Method: Send off for some chocolate. While you're waiting for it to arrive, find the same chocolate in your local discount store for half price. Buy it , eat it, and when the stuff you ordered comes in, eat that too.
The Sibling Rivalry Method: Eat yourr brother's chocolate. Then tell your mother he pinched you.
The Family Reunion Method: Eat chocolate in the midst of a large number of people you don't really know.
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