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One liners from Sheen's Roast....

"I have to say, Charlie, you are an incredible medical specimen," said Kate Walsh. "I guess that's one of the benefits of waking up every morning at the crack of crack."

80-year-old William Shatner asked Charlie, 46, "How come we look like we went to high school together?".

"Charlie don't you want to live to see [your kids'] first 12 steps," said Jeffrey Ross.

"It was international news when he ruined the lives of those two girls living with [him] ... you know, [his] daughters," joked Amy Schumer.

She Said...

Dawn Boyle
I lost about 2 hours of my life last night as I sat through the Roast for Charlie Sheen. He was bombarded with zingers and one liners.

He arrived with Slash playing behind him in true rock star fashion. The grand wizard master seems to have pulled back on the reigns. At the Emmy's he gave heartfelt well wishes to his former cast members and bosses at Two and a Half Men. He took it like a trooper from the oddly formed dais of personalities, like Kate Walsh mentioning his children being taken away.

I am not going to give all the details about the roast for those of you who DVR'd it, but lets just say there was a definite idiot standout on stage at the roast, but it wasn't Mr. Sheen, anyone who runs into Mike Tyson's fist head first needs to have his head examined....literally and figuratively.

So in closing, it seems like the Vatican Assassin has made a turn around. I guess doing the ultimate f-you to your boss can cause you to have a major breakdown. It looks like Two and a Half Men not only almost ended his life, but seems to be what may have saved it as well.

Good Luck Mr. Sheen, my wish is that you can fix yourself and family. Make a comeback, like the tiger blood running through you, you will always be bad ass but probably should walk around with a penicillin drip.

LUNCH TIME POLL

Dawn Boyle


AM I PISSED OFF TODAY!!!

Apparently our tax paying dollars are now paying for police escorts for Charlie Sheen (Washington DC)      P Diddy (NYPD) and the New York Rangers (DC too).

My question is if  we are all so broke, our counties, states, COUNTRY, are all in the RED. Why is okay for these people (who have way more money then you or me) to get special treatment?

I was in bumper to bumper traffic last Monday on my way to Passover at my in-laws, sitting on the Cross Bronx, where was my escort?

Why are we wasting money and the time of these police officers who could be doing their job of protecting and serving?

* The NY Rangers did re-imburse for the escort*



What are you thoughts on tax payers monies going to serve the rich and infamous in such ways????

SINKING SHIP-REVISITED

POST HOLIDAY RE-RUN

Dawn Boyle

With oil reaching over $100 a barrel on the Stock Exchange from the turmoil in the Middle East, I wonder why the top news story is about Charlie Sheen having custody taken away of his twin boys and Christina Aguilera drunk in public. I am all about train wreck TV, but we are in SERIOUS TROUBLE!

If we don't make something happen, and soon, we will be in worse shape then this recession and horrible housing market already is. The jobless rate will soar higher. Why isn't our government stopping this from happening? What can be done?

I saw on ABC this morning that if every family made a conscious choice to only BUY AMERICAN and spend a mere $65 that we would be ahead by 200,000 jobs. Could that be possible?

It seems to me that we need to get back to basics. ONLY buy what we make. Bring back the pride of being American. SHAKE IT UP OUT THERE!!!! WE NEED ACTION NOW!!!

What should we do? What can we do? What MUST WE DO???

We must do something, or this ship will sink.  What's your evacuation plan? Thoughts? Actions? Do share.......

LUNCH TIME POLL

Dawn Boyle


I never found Charlie Sheen remotely attractive. I find him even more repulsive thinking of all the hookers he has been with. There is no way I would allow that train wreck near my kids. Today's LUNCH TIME POLL is what makes Denise Richards and that Brooke chick even consider being with this louse? Why do women go back time and time again to men that are obviously toxic to themselves and everyone around them?