Delayed Reaction Lounge

Tony Walker So...... The Lovely Barbara of The Lovely Lounge asked me if I'd be interested in writing something about the serio...

TONY WALKER So I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with a big way to mark my return to the lovely ladies of my favorite L...

Tony Walker The other day Boyle was driving down Sunrise Highway with 10 penguins in her back seat.  A cop pulled her over. "Lady, you ...

Tony Walker Boyle and I were walking through a museum the other day. She wasn't looking where she was going and walked into a vase wh...

Tony Walker My wife & I were fighting the other day. As we were fighting she started packing. "Where are you going?" I a...

Sent in by our fan STAN A man has Priapism and his erection has not gone away for two weeks so he goes to the drug store to seek help b...

Tony Walker I took Boyle to Governor's Comedy Club to see a  ventriloquist. The ventriloquist went into a whole bit of silly blonde ...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. ...

Tony Walker Mama Bear was trying to tell her cubs, 2 girls & a boy, about how babies are made. The first girl cub asks, "Mama, ...

Tony Walker A few months after his parents divorced, Johnny was walking past his mom's room & accidentally spots mom naked ...

Going Out Dawn Boyle A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the...

Tony Walker A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, wr...

Tony Walker At Drop Dead Comedy we have 2 employees, Jack & Jill. Like every business these days we are feeling the crunch of the cur...

Tony Walker A guy walks into a bar. With him is a little guy a foot tall. The guy walks up to the bar & the little guy walks over t...

HE SAID Tony Walker You ladies are killing me!! I'm so confused!! Ladies please answer a question for me.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORD ...

HE SAID...... Tony Walker There is something that I've been doing all my life. Some people tell I should stop doing it some people...

Tony Walker Sal died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, So they sent for his tw...

 WHEN I HEAR WHAT'S SHAKIN' I THINK... Tony Walker So Thursday's theme is "What's Shakin." What's shakin...