HE SAID....

 

 

TONY WALKER

 

Happy New Years to all you lovely ladies who drive us men crazy!!

I know I've talked about this a few times but I need to bring it up again.

The other day a friend of my wife's emailed my wife. Here are a few examples of what this email said:

 

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 

 

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

 

He said to me....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him. . .. A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed….Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

Am I reading into this way too much? As someone who is in comedy, am I just not enjoying the humor?

Ladies.... is it really this bad?

 

We were at our friend's house for New Year's when one of our friends told us he was just laid off. My wife's response was "Now you'll be living like Tony." I was floored. I'm busting my ass trying to make my comedy career take us to a place where we can live comfortably financially. 

 

I help with the kids, the laundry, the dishes, & even change the toilet paper roll!!!

I know there are some useless men out there but I also know plenty of useless women!

 

Be honest.... tell us what you think even if you have to be anonymous. 

Are most men really this bad?? I don't see it!!!