SHE SAID......I HAVE BEEN INFECTED

Dawn Boyle


As per Wikipedia.....

The common cold (also known as nasopharyngitis, rhinopharyngitis, acute coryza, or a cold) is a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system which affects primarily the nose. Symptoms include a cough, sore throat, runny nose, and fever which usually resolve in seven to ten days, with some symptoms lasting up to three weeks. Well over 200 viruses are implicated in the cause of the common cold; the rhinoviruses are the most common.

I am forty one years old. I have delivered two children. I have survived a few surgeries...but yet I have been crippled for what could be the 360th time I have had....a cold.

KNOCKED UPSIDE THE HEAD!
This past Friday night, my area was in the midsts of a severe windstorm..okay, it was not a "named" storm, but it did manage to pull two of my FOREVER doors and interior doors off their jambs and twist them like pretzels. Limbs were down, rumor of a possible tree around the block, per the rumor mill in my house aka, my kids. My backyard patio furniture was scattered around like it was intentionally thrown in every direction. Wait rewind....why in the middle of January is the furniture still out? Wasn't it put away for Hurricane Irene??? I will have to get to the bottom of that with my husband....I mean, I have been told that I am in charge of keeping up the inside of the house because he tends to the outside...I guess it must be stressful writing out that check to Leo's Landscaping...hmmm. Anyway back to my story. As I attempted to secure the full glass doors that were slamming against the sides of my house I felt it...

THINK BEFORE YOU RANT

Marion Pellicano Ambrose


“A rant is a speech or text that does not present a calm argument; rather, it is typically an enthusiastic speech or talk or lecture on an idea, a person or an institution.  Rants can be based on partial fact or may be entirely factual but written in a comedic/satirical form. Rants can also be used in the defense of an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.”  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rant)


This is the Wikipedia definition of a rant. Please notice that it does not say “it is required that you use a great deal of profanity”. Also please note that a rant must be based, at least partially, on FACT. I point this out because I’m tired of reading “rants” in magazines and on the internet (in places other than DRL of course) that feel it necessary to use every four letter word in the book and base their opinion on hearsay. (What ever happened to objective reporting by the way? Must EVERY article be a rant?) I’d love to read an article that presents all the facts of a situation and lets me make up my own mind or form my own opinion. What a novel idea!


I am totally in favor of free speech and freedom of the press, but please don’t insult my intelligence by trying to influence my views by slinging what you should be using to fertilize your garden! Let’s start demanding that people who wish to write persuasive articles get their facts right and their ducks in a row. Stop reinforcing the “dumbing down” of America (or anywhere else for that matter) by giving credence to rants not backed up by truth. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, I’m the first to defend that right, but an opinion should be formed only after looking at the facts, weighing the arguments, both pro and con, and using the God given gift of common sense before trying to convince the world of your views! Yes, make it funny: make it sarcastic: even make it angry if you choose, but make your mother proud and show that you have a decent vocabulary and have taken at least a minute or two to think before you rant!