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CHOCOLATE THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

"When you go to the movies, its perfectly acceptable to eat the chocolate you smuggled in your purse. The theater concession guys will sell you more."

"If you're attending a major sporting event, you can eat all the chocolate you want, as long as you're not on the big screen television ... think Jumbo Tron."

"Wouldn't melted chocolate be a much better sunscreen? Other than the flies, of course."

   

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Patty B

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate

After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one's relatives.

The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits of chocolate

There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one?

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.  

~Fernando Pessoa

I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. 

Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose.  Don't overdo it

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.

--Baron Justus von Liebig

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.

You never have to marry chocolate.

You're parents don't care what kind of chocolate you bring home.

A chocolate rush can last for an hour.

You can get ill from chocolate, but it goes away.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Chocolate-coated truth tastes better. - Amy Shawnee

Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out…but chocolate doesn’t hang around long enough to get old.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

"There are four basic food groups:  milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles."  

"Seize the moment.  Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."  ~Erma Bombeck

"In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course."

"The best things in life are chocolate."

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
Who cares?

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.  

~Emily Luchetti

If I ever need religion, I’ll worship chocolate cake.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Chocolate is the Answer, Who cares what the Question is?"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.

You are never alone with a bar of CHOCOLATE.

Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and alert my senses.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

"I owe it all to little chocolate donuts." - John Belushi

There are two food groups: chocolate and fruit. And if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

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Patty B

I'm not responsible for my actions before chocolate.

Chocolate means a happier me!

If chocolate equals heaven, I’m an angel.

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. 

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

You are what you eat. So if you eat chocolate, you're smooth, sweet and loved by all.

Take chocolate to the laundromat. You won't mind the wait, and odds are good you won't alone.

Want the complete, undivided attention of your kids? Open a candy bar in front of them.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Make push-ups more interesting. Do them over a hot fudge brownie sundae.

Dangle some chocolate abouve your stair climbing machine. That'll give you something to climb for.

The Professional Athlete Method: Eat lots of chocolate. Demand even more. pull a hamstring and sit out the rest of the season.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Chocolate has calories. Diet soda has none. That means that chocolate and diet soda cancel each other out.

Chocolate eaten at a concert: wrapper music.

Eat chocolate when you have insomnia. it won't help you sleep, but it'll make being awake more fun.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Instead of doing crunches, just eat chocolate with crunchy things in it.

Trying to eat right? Then make sure you unwrap the chocolate before you eat it.

You cannot have a drink before noon without people gossiping about you. You can , however, eat all the chocolate you want.

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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Use a bar of chocolate as a bookmark and you'll never lose your place.

The Low Carb Method: Deep fry chocolateand eat it with bacon.

Chocolate needs no condiments, which saves you time.

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 THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B.

If life is like a box of chocolates, then its time for me to buy another box, I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones!

Chocolate in the morning is what makes moms get through their day!

Chocolate: luscious, lumpy. load of love......

If chocolate equals heaven, I’m an angel

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Worried about how your chocolate consumption will affect your bikini body? 

Then get rid of the bikini!