Showing posts with label golf jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label golf jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?!?!


Tony Walker

Murph was about to tee off on the golf course when he feels a tap on his shoulder. There is a man standing there who hands Murph a note that reads, "I am a deaf mute. May I play through please?"
Murph communicates to the man that he may NOT play through and that his disability has nothing to do with playing golf.
So Murph begins to play. He whacks his first ball right onto the green. Just as he is about to sink that ball into the hole he is hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he comes to a few minutes later, he looks around and sees the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other holding up four fingers.