THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN - the Place Where Love Resides

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" 

"Because I'm a woman," she told him. 

"I don't understand," he said.

 His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." 

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. 

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

 God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue

HE SAID... SAME SEX KISSING; COOL or CRUDE?

Tony Walker

My apologies to the hotties of The Lounge for being so late with my HE SAID for this week.

As usual my post this week is about sex.

I have a question for you ladies. 

Do you find women kissing as acceptable as men do? Us guys think two guys kissing is gruesome. Do you see 2 women kissing the same?

Most people I know, men & women, find 2 women kissing more acceptable. A few girls have told me that if they're going out drinking that is practically a given that 2 girls in that group of friends will be making out to some degree... I gotta hang out with that group!

I am one of those male pigs who LOVE watching 2 gorgeous women kiss. Most men enjoy that. Why do you think that is?

It's my perception that society as a whole accepts 2 girls kissing over men. If 2 girls kiss it's hot & that's it. If 2 guys are kissing those guys are automatically gay. Yet the girls are not gay. How does that work? Not that I'm complaining!!! LOL

Tell us what you think? Do women find watching 2 girls kissing sexy? Is it gross?

PARANORMAL PUB: The Fifty Cent Piece

Marion Pellicano Ambrose

This is a tale that has been passed down from generation to generation by the people in the little Upstate New York town where my husband grew up. Folks there swear it is not an urban legend but a true account of one couple’s encounter.

A young man and his wife were traveling in their carriage from a trip to New England back to their home in Albany when a storm came up suddenly and they needed to seek shelter. There was no inn nearby but they saw a light glowing in the distance and followed it to a picturesque little cottage at the top of a hill. It was barely dusk, but because of the storm it seemed like midnight. As they approached, an old man met them at the door with a lantern. “Come in, come in” he called, ”You must be drenched to the skin.” They entered to find a cozy room with a blazing fire. The old man’s wife invited them to sit and have tea and freshly baked cake. “You must spend the night my dears” she said kindly ”You’ll never find your way in this storm.” They gratefully accepted the offer and the woman showed them to a lovely room with a hand stitched quilt on a big brass bed. “I’d like to pay you for your trouble.” The young man told the old man’s wife.” “What? Why we wouldn’t hear of it!” she fussed “It’s been our pleasure to have such fine company. Now you both sleep well.”

In the morning, the young couple rose early and prepared to leave quietly so as not to disturb their hosts. Even though the old woman had refused payment, they decided to thank their hosts by leaving a shiny new fifty cent piece on the table. They climbed into their carriage and headed towards home.

When they reached the town, they stopped to break their fast at a local restaurant. The owner himself waited on them and when they told them where they had spent the night he grew pale. “Where did you say that house was?” he asked. The young man explained that it was the lovely cottage at the top of the hill. “That couldn’t be.” said the owner, ”That cottage burned down three years ago killing the old couple who lived there.” After arguing back and forth, the young man suggested the owner ride back with him to see the house and meet the old couple. The three climbed into the carriage and headed back to the cottage at the top of the hill.

When they arrived, all they found was the burned out shell of a cottage. The road was overgrown with weeds. They approached the scorched rubble and the young man shook his head. “ I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. This couldn’t be the same house.” Just then, his wife let out a scream and pointed to the center of the wreckage. There on the black, charred table was a shiny new half dollar piece.

EATERY IS OPEN PUMPKIN SPICED COFFEE

Ingredients

• 1/4 cup ground coffee
• 1 teaspoon ground allspice
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• 4 cups water
• 2 teaspoons half-and-half cream, or to taste
• 1 teaspoon white sugar, or to taste

Directions

Mix the ground coffee, allspice, and cinnamon in a small bowl, and place into the filter of a drip coffee maker. Pour 4 cups of water into the coffee maker, and turn on the machine. When coffee has finished dripping, pour into 2 cups. Stir in cream and sugar to taste.

WANNA LAUGH?!?! - BEST COME BACK LINE EVER

Tony Walker

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop...

"You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one

around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" He stated in an interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose; cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment 

  

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 

It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' 

  

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

  

I said, Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?

  

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... A pumpkin? Shit ..... is it midnight already? 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

From all of us at DRL...

ENJOY A SAFE 

and

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

May you get more treats then tricks...

HALLOWEEN SAFETY

SOME DO'S AND DON'TS TO REMEMBER


Treats: Warn children not to eat any treats before an adult has carefully examined them for evidence of tampering.

Pedestrian Safety: Young children should always be accompanied by an adult or an older, responsible child. All children should WALK, not run from house to house and use the sidewalk if available, rather than walk in the street. Children should be cautioned against running out from between parked cars, or across lawns and yards where ornaments, furniture, or clotheslines present dangers.

Safe Houses: Children should go only to homes where the residents are known and have outside lights on as a sign of welcome.

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MUSIC HISTORY OCTOBER 30

 1894 - Composer Peter Warlock was born.
1970 - Jim Morrison was sentenced to 6 months in jail and fined $500 for exposing himself in Miami, FL
1973 - John Lennon released the album "Mind Games."
1974 - Kathy Silva files for a divorce from Sylvester Stewart and was awarded custody of their 14-month-old son. Stewart disappeared with his son and was believed to be in hiding.
1978 - The movie "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park" aired on NBC-TV. 
1982 - Paul Weller announced the breakup of The Jam.
1984 - Linda Ronstadt made her operatic debut in "La Boheme" in New York City, NY.
1984 - Barry Manilow opened at Radio City Music Hall in New York. The shows sold out for $1.9 million. Manilow beat the previous record by $100,000 that was held by Diana Ross.
1986 - The Beastie Boys released the LP "License To Ill."
1988 - Kurt Cobain smashed his very first guitar.
1995 - David Bowie, Tom Donahue, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Pete Seeger, Jefferson Airplane, Little Willie John, Pink Floyd, The Shirelles and The Velvet Underground are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame.
1997 - Sally Nyolo (formerly of Zap Mama) began her first U.S tour.
1997 - The U.S. Senate passd the "La Cienega" bill. The bill closed a loophole in the 1909 copyright act that put most pre-1978 music copyrights in jeopardy.
2001 - Michael Jackson's album entitled "Invincible" was released.
2002 - U.S. President George W. Bush signed an act that renamed the Oakwood Postal Station in Los Angeles the Nat King Cole Post Office.

SUNDAY TRIVIA

Did You Know...

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.

There's only one city in the United States named merely "Beach." It is found in North Dakota, which is a land-locked state.

Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream. This was the only vegetable flavored ice cream produced.

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Fingerprints serve a function - they provide traction for the fingers to grasp things.

A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.

If you go blind in one eye, you'll only lose about one-fifth of your vision (but all your depth perception.)

It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown.

An adult bedbug can survive up to one year without feeding.