Showing posts with label Did you marry a prince. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Did you marry a prince. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

SHE SAID......I HAVE BEEN INFECTED



Dawn Boyle


As per Wikipedia.....

The common cold (also known as nasopharyngitis, rhinopharyngitis, acute coryza, or a cold) is a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system which affects primarily the nose. Symptoms include a cough, sore throat, runny nose, and fever which usually resolve in seven to ten days, with some symptoms lasting up to three weeks. Well over 200 viruses are implicated in the cause of the common cold; the rhinoviruses are the most common.

I am forty one years old. I have delivered two children. I have survived a few surgeries...but yet I have been crippled for what could be the 360th time I have had....a cold.

KNOCKED UPSIDE THE HEAD!
This past Friday night, my area was in the midsts of a severe windstorm..okay, it was not a "named" storm, but it did manage to pull two of my FOREVER doors and interior doors off their jambs and twist them like pretzels. Limbs were down, rumor of a possible tree around the block, per the rumor mill in my house aka, my kids. My backyard patio furniture was scattered around like it was intentionally thrown in every direction. Wait rewind....why in the middle of January is the furniture still out? Wasn't it put away for Hurricane Irene??? I will have to get to the bottom of that with my husband....I mean, I have been told that I am in charge of keeping up the inside of the house because he tends to the outside...I guess it must be stressful writing out that check to Leo's Landscaping...hmmm. Anyway back to my story. As I attempted to secure the full glass doors that were slamming against the sides of my house I felt it...

Monday, October 10, 2011

PERVERT OR PRINCE?



Tony Walker

If you're friends with me on Facebook most likely you see a pervert who hits on every woman he's friends with. It's true... I do that. So this next comment may come as a surprise.
I am crazy about my wife.
I adore the woman. She makes me laugh all the time.
Her kisses make me nuts.... if only she didn't push me away every time I kiss her!
What's with you women?? "Get off me! I'm stressed about a bill!" "Not now! Seinfeld is on!" "Go away! Maybe later!" And the list goes on & on.
What does it take for you gals to toss everything aside, tear your clothes off & say, "I want you bad!"
I know I am not exactly Brad Pitt.... I am more like Arm Pit.... but don't you ladies like when a man is all gaga over you? I've seen women get mad when a guy is distant. But then you feel smothered when a guy tries to be involved.
Sometimes I get so mad. Sometimes I try to understand where her head is at that particular time. Sometimes I think it's me & no matter what I do I'll always be gross.
My wife & I have had many heart to hearts about this topic. Whoever says sex isn't an important part in a marriage is a dope.
Please ladies. Explain this to me. Either that or come kiss me. She'll be glad... she'll get some rest because I won't be all over her!!