WANNA LAUGH?!?!

Tony Walker

How many perverts does it take to screw a light bulb?

One... but it takes a whole team of doctors & surgeons to remove it.

SHRIMP FRA DIABLO

1 1/2 lbs. lg. shrimp, shelled and deveined
4 oz. olive oil
4 cloves chopped garlic
2 lg. cans crushed Italian tomatoes
1 tbsp. dried basil
1 tbsp. Parmesan cheese
1 tbsp. or more of crushed red pepper
1/2 tbsp. dried oregano
3 oz. dry white wine
Salt and pepper to taste

In a medium saucepan over medium high heat, saute garlic in oil until garlic is slightly brown. Add tomatoes, basil, oregano, salt and pepper to taste.

Continue to cook on medium high heat for 30 minutes. Add shrimp to sauce, add white wine, cheese and crushed red pepper (for even spicier taste, add extra red pepper). Cook until shrimp are firm about 7 minutes. Serve promptly to avoid over cooking shrimp. Serve over a bed of linguini, or with linguini on the side.

LUNCH TIME POLL

Dawn Boyle

Now that Donald Trump has pulled himself out of the race for president after NBC announced it's fall line up (Donald makes a reported $6,000,000 for the season) who will be the Republican nominee?

Who do you think will step up to the plate?

Do you feel it's late in the game to actually make something happen?

Do you think that since Obama happens to be in office when Bin Laden is taken out that he is a shoe in for a second term?