Friday, August 5, 2011

NO MORE TAXES??? SHE'LL GET MY VOTE!

Look out, President Obama: Comedian Roseanne Barr is gunning for your job!
Dawn Boyle


Last night on The Tonight Show, the domestic goddess herself made a stunning announcement. Roseanne Barr is running for President of the United States.

She explained to Jay Leno that she will not be running as a Democrat or Republican, because they both suck and are criminals. (She may have something there) In addition, she plans of edging out Sarah Palin, not sure if Palin has plans of running for election.

She claims to be serious. She also says that us the "TAX PAYERS" will be her vice president. Not sure how far this will get her, but it will be pretty interesting to see what she has in store for us. Might be a reality show...ON THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE WITH ROSEANNE...RO vs' DADE COUNTY...there are endless ideas there!

Good Luck Roseanne! If you can lower my well over $10,000 a year property taxes, you got my vote!

2 comments:

  1. Even with no taxes and even if she promised me the vice presidency personally, I couldn't bring myself to vote for Roseanne! :P

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  2. OMGAWD...... I've missed a lot in the last 4 day with living at the hospital and being back to work!

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