TYPES OF WOMEN MEN SHOULD AVOID

TONY WALKER

I've been put up to the challenge of putting together this list. So here goes.

The Hot Chick.
She's hot & she knows it. She will bleed you of all your cash so she can have all of her trophies. She will act like your trophy in public but behind closed doors she wants nothing to do with you. Yet us men think with our penises & always think that "Today will be the day she shows her appreciation.... after I buy her the jewelry, car, & boat." We're so stupid that once we run out of cash she'll run & we'll be heartbroken. But in a few weeks we'll realize how stupid we were.... just in time to do it all again.

The Psycho.
Why did you say hi to her? What were you just looking at? Who were you talking to? Is she prettier than me? Don't talk to her.... you dated her 25 years ago! You don't love me anymore. How dare you go out with your friends to the ball game & leave me alone!

The Stalker.
For some reason she likes you more than the others. She likes you so much she calls several times a day, drives past your house, stops by your job, tries to hang out with your friends &/or family even if you're not around, 18,000 texts a day, & cries if you don't see her every single freaking day.

The Rich Bitch.
They have a ton of cash & nothing to spend it on. At first this isn't bad because she spoils you with almost anything you want but after awhile it gets old as she spends this money she now sees you as her property. You now owe her for everything she bought you.

Then there's my favorite....
The Religious!!
Jesus wouldn't like me doing this.... God doesn't approve of divorce... You shouldn't tell that dirty joke because dirty jokes are a sin.... Oh shut up already.

My real favorite?
The Boyle.
Hot.
Sexy.
Classy.
Fun.
Smart.
Sexy.
Down to earth. Sexy.
All men should avoid this one.... that way I get her all to myself.


Any additions ladies and gentlemen? Talk it up...............

THE GOOD GIRL'S DILEMMA

The Good Girl

DRL's own Jillian B. Hart asks us if we're only coloring within the lines when it comes to sex. I wonder how many of us are starting off with the smallest box of crayons out there. I thought of an early episode of "In the Bedroom with Dr. Laura Berman" on OWN which dealt with the struggle of a woman who was very caught up in what "good girls" did and didn't do with their partners. There seemed to be a clear distinction for her what was appropriate for a good girl (missionary) and what wasn't (oral sex). These ideas of what a "good girl" would or wouldn't do were preventing her from feeling comfortable and free in the bedroom. It was also affecting her husband's sense of self-worth. Their marriage was at a breaking point.

It's common for many women to suffer from these self-imposed rules. Perhaps it starts in junior high and high school. We get categorized into good vs. bad girls. It doesn't seem to happen on the same scale to boys (from my point of view anyway...I had very little insight into the male mind at that age). If guys were sexually active, they were just being teenage boys. Girls were sluts. And we all knew who the bad girls were. Rumors swirled around them, people whispered behind their backs. Years later, I wonder how many of them actually enjoyed sex back then. Were they doing it because they really wanted to or because they felt they had to. That is a question I never had then. All I thought was that they were having sex and that made them bad girls.

I think of that quote from "The Breakfast Club" when Ally Sheedy's character laments that sex, for girls, is a double-edge sword. If you do it, you're a slut, if you don't, you're a prude. How true that is in the teenage landscape. And how that mindset follows many of us into adulthood.
 
It saddens me when women let worries of being a "bad" girl affect their sex lives. We are judging ourselves so harshly, putting ourselves into unfair categories. Sex is a natural part of a healthy relationship. And intimacy is essential to to success of a relationship. Thanks to the Internet, I've come across things that would make Caligula blush, but what consenting adults do in private should not fall into good or bad as long as the parties involved are both happy and willing. It's alright to say "no," but don't believe that you are limited to expressing yourself physically because "good girls" only do certain things. There are no rules other than those we put on ourselves, especially when we feel safe and loved. And if you're not feeling that safety and love, it is a must to ask why not.

Dr. Berman gave the couple homework including a new position for sex. The fact that the wife was willing to try seem to mean more to her husband than the act. There seemed to be a new hope and excitement that had been lacking for a long time in their marriage. Anything worth doing takes effort. A strong relationship is surely worth testing our self-imposed rules.