Tony Walker
Over the weekend I was at a bar with Sal & Murph.
Sal says, "I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician. The other day I found wire cutters under the bed & they weren't mine."
Murph says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed & it wasn't mine"
So I said, "I can beat that! I think my wife is having an affair with a horse! The other day I found a jockey under the bed!"
