NO PAIN NO GAIN

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

The Amusement Park Diet: Eat hot dogs, cotton candy and soda pop. Ride a roller coaster. The hot dogs, cotton candy and soda pop will be right back.

The Child Diet: Eat taco shells, marshmallow creme and candy. Complain of a tummy ache.

The House work Diet: "Dust" powdered sugar onto donuts, the "vacuum" them into your mouth.

NO PAIN NO GAIN

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Catholic calistenics: sit, kneel, stand, sit kneel ,stand.

The Thrift Store Diet: Shop at the day-old bakery.

The  New Age Diet: Eat carrot sticks. Visualize pizza.

NO PAIN NO GAIN

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Women are like wine. As the age, they become more robust and full-bodied.

I still have everything I had when I was 17. it's just 18 inches lower.

Is wrestling with my conscience considered weight lifting?