HE SAID
Tony Walker
You ladies are killing me!! I'm so confused!! Ladies please answer a question for me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORD "FINE?"
A few months back, maybe even a year ago, my super duper business partner & I were working on a script for Drop Dead Comedy. (shameless plug) She showed me some of her ideas. I looked them over & said her ideas were fine. Right away she said she would try to come up with something else. "Why would you do that," I asked. "I said I liked your ideas." She replied, "No you didn't. You said they were fine." I was puzzled. Where I come from FINE is a nice word. My partner said FINE is not great. In fact she said she hates the word FINE. I was shocked. I had never heard anyone say this before. Would she still hate the word if I said, "Hey baby you sure are FINE." She probably would hate that especially since I make her puke when I talk like that. So from that point on I always made sure to not use that word around her. If she used that word with something I suggested I knew I was in deep doo doo.
So since then I thought that this issue with the word FINE was just a hang up my super duper business partner had. But then just last week I was hanging with one of my favorite women who asked me not to mention her name.... so I won't mention Boyle's name.... when she shared with me an idea she has for our comedy group. I said the ideas sound FINE. Oh no!! That dreaded word!!! Let me tell you... the look on Boyle's face when I said FINE. I blew any chance of getting Boyle naked that night. She was so mad. "What's wrong with that word," I asked. "Fine sucks!" she replied. Another one of my favorite women, the stunning Jennifer Copp was with us & she agreed with Boyle that FINE sucks. Boyle was never the same again. She went home & I cried for days.
That's when I realized that the word FINE is not just my super duper partner's hang up. It's a woman thing!!! So please comment below ladies & help me out. I thought FINE was right up there with good, cool, nice, etc. When did FINE become a four letter word????
