Q: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
A: I just went outside and there it was.
Q: What is a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!
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