Showing posts with label Coats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coats. Show all posts

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Wanna Laugh?!?!



Tony Walker

A woman walks into a pharmacy. She asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Viagra?"

"Yes I do," replies the pharmacist.


She asks, "Does it really work?"



He chuckles & says, "It certainly does."

She asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


He answer, "If I take two of them!"



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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wanna Laugh?!?!



Tony Walker

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 
  
 MAN: "Hello" 
  
 WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" 
  
 MAN: "Yes." 
  
 WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. 
 It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" 
 
 MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." 
 
 WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." 
 
 MAN: "How much?"