Showing posts with label Presidential candidate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Presidential candidate. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

A WORKING CLASS HERO IS SOMETHING TO BE!!

Tony Walker
Tired of all the finger pointing?
Tired of feeling like no matter what you do you just can't get ahead?
Tired of watching the fat cats get fatter?
Tired of all the stupidity?
ME TOO!!!!
Ladies & gentlemen, my name is Tony Walker. And I am running for President!!!

"Tony Walker is broke, physically & financially.
He has no money & no leg.
This Country has no money, no brains, & no balls.
Tony Walker figures it can't get any worse so why not take a shot at fixing this."
I'm tired of getting screwed without a kiss by:
Corporate America
Insurance Companies
Lawyers
Gas Companies
GOVERNMENT
As President I will have American companies keep their businesses in this Country, I will go after the oil companies, & I will have a party every Saturday night at The White House. There are only 2 perks I will take-endless women & the cadillac of prosthetic legs. Is thatOK?

Let's take a look at the economic crisis.
People need jobs. When you have a job you make money. When you make money you spend it. Spending gets the economy moving.
I say legalize prostitution! I say legalize marajuana!
Sex sells. Always has always will. If some slob wants to spend his money on a skankie whore why should we stop him? What harm does it do us?
Shouldn't everyone have the right to get laid??
I don't smoke weed. Never have. But almost everyone I know has & most of them will again.
Why not make it legal? It's less harmful than beer! 
With all the money spent on weed & hookers, doesn't it make sense to legalize it, regulate it, tax it, & profit from it?
Think of all the jobs it creates!!!

Outsourcing.
One topic that makes me sick.
As President I will fine companies that outsource. 
I know what most people say.... "Americans don't wanna work hard!"
I personally refuse to believe that but if it is true I say we work with the big companies to find a way to get Americans to gain a work ethic this Country once had!


As President I will have a party in The White House every Saturday night. During my term every person that voted for me will get to attend these parties at least once. 
I will order Van Halen, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, and many many others to perform at these parties FOR FREE. 

As President Dawn Boyle will have a "top secret position" that will require her to stay at The White House overnight a few times a week.

VOTE FOR TONY WALKER! 
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

WHO IS RICK PERRY??

File:Rick Perry by Gage Skidmore 2.jpgRick Perry is a name you might hear a lot in the coming months. It looks like he will be the front runner for the Republicans for the next presidential election. We hear that he will be announcing his candidacy this weekend.

Perry has been a Texas Governor for ten years. He has grown jobs in the hundreds of thousands. He has his state in line with money, with the budget.

Could this be our next president? Rick Perry sounds like a lead singer of a 80's hair band.....hmmmm.

Friday, June 3, 2011

LUNCH TIME POLL

This morning 'The Associated Press' reported that a federal grand jury, in Raleigh, NC, who has been investigating the case for two years, has indicted former senator John Edwards who has been a two time presidential candidate.  The charges being that he violated campaign finance law during the 2008 presidential election campaign by receiving contributions in excess of federal limits, which were not properly reported. Additionally, misusing the funds for the purpose of hiding his extramarital affair in order to save his candidacy.  The case includes six counts, including conspiracy, four counts of illegal campaign contributions and one count of false statements. His lawyers have stated that he has refused to "bargain" a plea agreement and plans to fight the charges.  It has been reported that Mr. Edwards has supposedly stated and maintains, that he used the money to hide the affair, but for private purposes--- to conceal  it from his wife.   If the "ex-poster child" of the Democratic Party pleads guilty or loses in court he could be stripped of his law license, and could face five years in prison, and fines as high as $250,000 per count.

In 2008 Edwards admitted to the affair with Rielle Hunter, his campaign videographer.  In 2010 he admitted to being the father of Hunter's child.  Stories and rumors are swirling that he is trying to get Ms. Hunter to cover for him and even to marry him.  A marital relationship would protect him from her statements in a court of law.

"Trial or not, John Edwards is the Charlie Sheen of American politics - great hair and no chance for rehabilitation," Democratic consultant Jack Quinn told the AP.


Guilty?  Innocent? Can a tarnished image be repaired?  Do you care?  Should marital affairs matter in politics when they run rampant through the country?  Should marriage after the fact protect you from the laws if broken before the marriage?

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Post of similar interest by DRL's The Good Girl
The Ugly Truth

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