Friday, April 8, 2011
WANNA LAUGH?!?!?!
A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! please pack my new blue silk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says,Yes! lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? The wife replies; I did, they were in your tacklebox.
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Bad Boys
BAD BOYS
Marion Pellicano Ambrose

Marion Pellicano Ambrose

Why is it women are attracted to the “bad boys”? From Marlon Brando and James Dean to Russell Crowe and Sean Penn, women throughout the ages seem to go for the “outlaw” type.
Many people believe it’s a basic instinct for women to seek out strong, tough men because of their survival of the fittest gene. Others believe that women have a basic need to be dominated. Before you jump down my throat, Jillian, I don’t believe this for a minute!) Still others feel that women are attracted to these men for the excitement and unpredictability they bring to a relationship, but when it comes time to choose a husband, they look for someone who will love and cherish them and be sensitive to their needs.
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PARANORMAL PUB "CHOSEN ONE"
Dawn Boyle
It started when I was little. I would wake up in the middle of the night and hear the silverware drawer slam shut, repeatedly. I always swore someone was in my room or my closet, although I couldn't see them. I knew they were there.
I grew up having vivid nightmares and would never sleep in my room, I would end up either on the floor of my parents room or on the couch. Then things changed, it wasn't just in my sleep that things were happening.
My episodes were now being experienced by other people. The first was when I was about 14 years old. My parents were out with my brothers and I was staying with a friend on the block. It was Christmas time and my family always had the biggest tree. A bunch of friends and I were out Christmas Caroling in the neighborhood and some girls in the group asked to see the tree. We went into my house, I walked to the back room and turned on the tree lights. All the girls stood in the doorway, we all heard something, it sounded like footsteps upstairs on the wood floor in the hallway. We all scurried to the foyer. At that time we had a dog named Sam, she was an outside dog. Sam would run inside the house given the chance. Not that night, Sam stayed whimpering at the door to the kitchen, frozen.
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LUNCH TIME POLL
Dawn Boyle
According to a California demographer over 9,000,000 Americans are either homosexual or bi-sexual, which would be about equal to the population of New Jersey.
The long standing argument questions if people are born homosexual or is it a life choice?
Let me know your thoughts and experiences.
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A WALK ON THE COUGAR SIDE...
Jillian B. Hart
In the forty-something (and above) world the term "COUGAR" does not conjure images of a wild, dangerous, predatory animal of the jungle. Rather it stirs thoughts of smart, beautiful, confident , independent, women who prefer the company of younger men, their cubs. Cougars know what they want and are not afraid to admit it out loud. They are "stereotypically" considered to be a bit wild and definitely sexy. Think Madonna, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone and Kim Cattrall. "Mature" attractive women who have their life totally put together and wrapped with a bow of self assurance and excitement.
Who wouldn't want to be labeled a Cougar? Much like "complementary"MILF term relates to the mommy-ing (and usually married) counter parts of the female gender. Men think they are HOT! Although some may not admit it, most would love to be, long to be, classified as such. Would you dare to be one? Entertain it even if only for an evening or "one night stand"? Long term? Would you purr in that jungle if opportunity knocked?
Jillian B. Hart
In the forty-something (and above) world the term "COUGAR" does not conjure images of a wild, dangerous, predatory animal of the jungle. Rather it stirs thoughts of smart, beautiful, confident , independent, women who prefer the company of younger men, their cubs. Cougars know what they want and are not afraid to admit it out loud. They are "stereotypically" considered to be a bit wild and definitely sexy. Think Madonna, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone and Kim Cattrall. "Mature" attractive women who have their life totally put together and wrapped with a bow of self assurance and excitement.
Who wouldn't want to be labeled a Cougar? Much like "complementary"MILF term relates to the mommy-ing (and usually married) counter parts of the female gender. Men think they are HOT! Although some may not admit it, most would love to be, long to be, classified as such. Would you dare to be one? Entertain it even if only for an evening or "one night stand"? Long term? Would you purr in that jungle if opportunity knocked?
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Thursday, April 7, 2011
BREAKING NEWS
MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS!!!
That's right THEY ARE BACK!!!! Tonight is the season premiere of The Real Housewives of New York! Tune into Bravo tonight to see the "chaos, cat fights and shallow/psychotic behavior" of the socialites of Manhattan.
The ladies are sure to entertain and it will be interesting to see the dynamics with Bethany out and some random in!!!
GRAB THE PINOT!!!
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SERIAL KILLER
Dawn Boyle
There is nothing as terrifying as what is going on right now on Long Island. Over the past few months there have been bodies or shall I say remains of women discarded along the roads of our beaches.
Just about a year ago a young woman who was contacted via Craigslist to come to a party in Oak Beach went missing. She was last seen running away from the home where the party was being held screaming "he is going to kill me". Late last year while searching the area 4 bodies were found wrapped in burlap approximatey 20' from the edge of Ocean Parkway. None of which was the girl that was missing. The police have cleared the man that contacted her and threw the party.
Weeks had passed and an off duty police officer who was driving down Ocean Parkway noticed something odd, last week another body was found and this week three more, bringing a grand total of 8.
They are extending the search next week, west along the ocean and bay sides of Ocean Parkway.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the women that have fallen victim to this horrific nightmare of a person, with hopes that the Nassau and Suffolk County Police find him soon and that he be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
It is strange to think of how many times we have ran threw the brush around the beaches...it is hitting very close to home in and around my neighborhood.
When the safe and trusting feeling of a place you always visit is taken away, you never look at it through the same eyes....
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EATERY IS OPEN - Nana's Cooking
Marion Pellicano Ambrose
I received a lovely comment from someone named “Georgia Peach” asking for a recipe that would rival her grandma’s old recipe for Butter Pecan Cake. Here is a recipe that my Nana used to make. She wasn’t from Georgia , but she was Pennsylvania Dutch and believe me, no one could bake cakes like she could!
Nana’s Butter Pecan Cake
Ingredients:
2 2/3 c finely chopped pecans
1 ¼ c butter, softened and separated
2c sugar
4 large eggs
2 tsp vanilla extract
3 c flour
2 tsp baking powder
¼ tsp salt
1c milk
¼ c sour cream
Prepare 3 9inch cake pans and preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix pecans with ¼ c butter in baking pan and bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, stirring frequently. Set aside to cool.
In a large bowl. Cream remaining butter and sugar until fluffy. Add eggs and vanilla, mixing as you go. Fold in flour, baking powder, salt, milk and sour cream. Beat until smooth. Fold in remaining pecans.
Pour into 3 prepared 9inch cake pans and bake at 350 for 25 – 30 minutes (until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool before frosting.
Frosting
1 c butter, softened
8 ½ c confectioners sugar
1 can evaporated milk
2 tsp vanilla extract
Cream butter and sugar until fluffy. Add all other ingredients and beat well. Frost between layers, sides and top of cake. Garnish with some chopped or whole pecans if desired.
(Now in the interest of all women who are super busy these days, you can make a Betty Crocker brand butter pecan cake mix but add 1 pkg instant butterscotch pudding, ¼ c sour cream, reduce water to 1 cup and 1 c finely chopped pecans. Pour into 2 prepared 9 inch pans and bake according to package directions. Frost with 1can cream cheese frosting mixed with 1tsp maple or rum extract. Not as rich, but great in a pinch!)
I hope this does the trick for Y’all! Enjoy!
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WANNA LAUGH?!?!?!
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
Patty B
"SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE MAKES ONE WEAK!"
"THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE."
"THE BEST OVER-THE-COUNTER PRESCRIPTION TO PERK YOU UP IS CHOCOLATE."
YUM!
YUMMY!
YUM!
YUMMY
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