Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners? - Rude-alph!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? - Crisp Cringle.
What is green, white, and red all over? - A sunburnt elf.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? - They both drop their needles!.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? - Tinselitus!