Saturday, December 24, 2011

CHRISTMAS JOKES FOR KIDS

Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners? - Rude-alph!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? - Crisp Cringle.

What is green, white, and red all over? - A sunburnt elf.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? - They both drop their needles!.


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? - Tinselitus!

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