WANNA LAUGH?!?!?! - COMPUTER WOMEN

In keeping with today's What's Shakin' Tech Theme...

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! 

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 

EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs. 

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun! 

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running.!!! 

SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. 

CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.!!! 


E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense. 

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing. 

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THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE... THE USB VIBRATOR!!!!

WANNA LAUGH?!?!

After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him.
"What are your plans?" he asked Joseph.
"I'm a scholar of the Torah," Joseph replied.
"Well, that's admirable," Leslie's father replied. "But what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?"
"I will study, and God will surely provide for us," Joseph explained.
"And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring?"
"I will study hard, and God will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiance.
The conversation continued in much the same fashion. After Joseph and Leslie had left, her mother asked her father what he found out.
The father answered, "Well, he has no job and no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I'm God."

WANNA LAUGH?!?!

Dawn Boyle

To make lite of my recent tooth dilemma, I give you humor as I only have that left after an abscess, root canal attempt, impacted wisdom tooth and finally a molar pulled with roots in twined with my sinuses! I am on the mend with fingers crossed that there will be NO complications...(I had to sign off on some major paperwork today. No matter what, it's not their responsibility) So here is a laugh for ya before I drug myself up and pray for no dry socket! ENJOY~

A husband and wife entered a dentist office.

The Wife says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocaine because I`m in a terrible hurry.

Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You`re a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, Show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist
which tooth it is, dear."