THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE... THE USB VIBRATOR!!!!

Jillian B. Hart

Here's a whole new twist on "What's Shaken"...

Crave, a San Francisco design firm, has produced a USB drive that doubles as a personal vibrator.  On their website they boast, "In a world where high technology and luxury design seem to touch every corner of our lives, the most intimate experiences should be no exception".  MY, MY, if that doesn't make technology personal, I am uncertain that anything will!  This puts the vibrator setting on a mobile phone to shame by creating what may just be the most provocative interface between human and machine to be seen, (or in this case felt!).  The new USB device is a rechargeable dual motor vibrator that comes in 8GB and 16 GB capacities.  The "Duet USB also boasts about it being "sleek, waterproof ("submersible down to 100 feet." Seriously, that's more then shower power!) and available in a range of colors".  The world's first thumb drive, designed by Ti Chang, that can truly brag that it is a pleasure to use! The device that can not only be used for personal erotic purposes, but also to store your personal digital files (let your own mind wander here... talk about multipurpose). Currently Crave is seeking investors through the "international funding and ordering platform for product design" website CKIE. The Duet was launched on CKIE on August 17 and has so far raised over $46,000 in backing. Crave says they expect to begin shipping the vibrators in early October.  All kinds of thrills and potential to be had by becoming "involved" with Crave and it's new product.  With it's pioneering "flash-drive-come-vibrator" (HA!) there is bound to be a buzz and titillation for this marriage of technology and sensuality.  This launch begs the question to ponder...  Just what demographic will "crave" such a "toy"?!?! Sorry I just couldn't resist that one!  Will it be on your Christmas list?  Might it be your "Hart's Desire"? Will that make you naughty or nice?

Additionally this "news flash" was just pressing to be shared with our funny man Tony. 
(If you read DRL daily, you KNOW this is the kind of thing Tony "craves" to joke about - could it get any easier?! --- Look out Tony, I can be funny too!)

So, that's just what I did... and did I laugh?! Laughed hard enough to be shakin'!  
Read on and ENJOY!  ;)

Tony Walker

WOW!!! What a fantastic idea!!! 

Can't you just hear the jokes???

"She's got a lot of room in her vagina!!! Look at all the storage it holds!!!"

"Did anyone see my USB? Oh never mind.... I know where I left it!!!"

Even the fox news article is funny. I laughed not only when it mentioned storage.... but the waterproof description had me cracking up!!

I was disappointed with the name though. The Duet? They can do better than that! How about The Sex Drive?? Get it?? 

I wanna write the commercial for this. "You've seen the laptop. Now see the lapIN!!!!"

I can go on & on... just like this product!!!

Tell us what you think! What are some of your jokes about this device????


...... Now, if none of that made you laugh, go check your pulse!  
- Jillian