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THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Patty B

Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out…but chocolate doesn’t hang around long enough to get old.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.