Yesterday I went to see a man I used to work with. He's much older than me & retired many years ago.
This man is now very old & can hardly move.
While I was there he asked me if I could go upstairs to get his shoes. He was complaining his feet were cold.
I go upstairs & see his 2 smoking hot daughters who are my age.
"Hello ladies," I say, "Your pop just asked me to come up here to screw you two."
The daughter's laugh at me. "That's not true" they say.
I tell them I will prove it to them.
I yell down the stairs, "Both of them?"
The old man yells back, "Yes of course both of them!"