PARANORMAL PUB:THE WOMAN ON THE PORCH

My friend Cheryl was visiting a friend who owned an inn located in North Carolina. When she drove up she saw a woman sitting on the porch in an old fashioned rocking chair staring blankly into space and rocking constantly. Cheryl smiled and nodded at the lady, but there was no response.

The next day, Cheryl was returning from the Farmer’s Market when her friend called for her to come sit on the porch and have some lemonade with her. On the far side the same woman she had seen on her first day still sat rocking and staring at nothing.

“What’s wrong with that poor soul?” Cheryl asked her friend. “Well,” her friend replied, “It’s a long story. The woman’s name is Mema. When she was a young girl of 14 she was left alone each night as her parents worked late. Her parents bought her a dog to keep her company. One night Mema was awoken by a constant dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed and the dog licked it. The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and turned off the tap properly in there, too. She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again. But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off the taps out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again. The dripping continued, drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her cupboard. She opened the cupboard door, and there was her dog hanging upside down with its neck cut, and written on the window on the inside of the cupboard was, "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!!!!"                                                  

        And she’s been like this ever since that fateful night."