Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
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