A wife wakes up in the middle of the night & realizes her husband is not in bed.
She gets up & checks around the house.
She hears sobbing from the cellar. She runs down & finds her husband curled up in a corner, sobbing.
Worried, she asks her husband, "Honey what's wrong?!"
"Remember 30 years ago when I got you pregnant? And your father said I had to marry you or go to jail?"
"Yes of course," she replies.
"Well today I would have been a free man!"
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