"Since chocolate chips are smaller pieces of a bigger bar, you have to eat more of them."
"When you were younger, you used to listen to your favorite music, think about boys and eat chocolate. Your favorite music is now on the oldies station, the boys are paunchy and balding, but the chocolate will never change."
"Eating chocolate for breakfast is not recommended by the health professionals. But they don't start work until 10:00 AM; they've got lots of time to cook a regular meal."