WHAT THE..........?

Marion Pellicano Ambrose

I know there’s a lot of craziness 
in this world, but, WHAT THE…..?

10 YEAR OLDS BUSTED FOR SELLING LEMONADE!

Three young Georgia girls wanted to earn some money so they could go to a waterpark. They opened a lemonade stand in one of the girls’ driveway. Shortly after opening their stand, Midway, Georgia Police Chief Kelly Morningstar and a deputy drove by.

“They told us to shut it down” said 10 year old Skylar Roberts. “It’s kind of crazy that we couldn’t sell lemonade” added Casey Dixon, another of the 3 girls,  “It was fun but we had to listen to the cops and shut it down.”

The Police Chief was supported by the town’s mayor when he stated “The law is the law and we have to be consistent with how we enforce laws.” The town requires a business and food permit which costs $50 a day. That’s a lot of lemonade to sell to make a profit! When word got out about the situation, there was an outpouring of local support for the girls. They were given free passes to the local water park.

WIFE CUTS OFF HUSBAND’S PENIS AND THROWS IT DOWN GARBAGE DISPOSAL

A Los Angeles woman was arrested Tuesday for allegedly drugging her husband, cutting off his penis with a 10 inch knife, and putting it in the garbage disposal and  turning on the switch! Catherine Becker was charged with several counts and sent to the Orange County Jail. Becker, herself was the one who had called 911 to report a medical emergency. When officers arrived, they found her husband tied to the bed with rope, bleeding from the groin, and claiming that his wife had drugged him at dinner. When he woke up, he was tied to the bed and then his wife grabbed his penis and cut it off. He was taken to the hospital and listed in serious condition. The husband had filed for divorce on May 16^th.

EXOTIC ANIMAL OWNER CHOKES TO DEATH ON SEX TOY

Sam Mazzola, an exotic animal owner was found dead on Sunday. He was face down in his waterbed wearing handcuffs and chains with padlocks. His face was covered with a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut. In his throat was a sex toy that apparently caused him to choke to death. The death was ruled an accident during sexual role play. Mazzola had made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death. Mazzola was 49 years old.

MAN ARRESTED FOR GIVING SEMEN TAINTED 

 YOGURT SAMPLES

Anthony Garcia, 32,  was arrested in New Mexico after DNA testing linked him to semen tainted yogurt samples that he was handing out at a local grocery store.  The judge ordered Garcia to remain in custody pending a detention hearing. Garcia is accused of handing out tainted yogurt samples at a Sunflower Market in Albuquerque.

Officers responded to the store after a woman called to report an employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample but she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

Albuquerque officials vow to vigorously pursue anyone who deliberately taints food for the purpose of harming innocent customers, for malicious pranks or for deviant sexual gratification.

Information from:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4429957