You can see the world has changed when simple comments are assumed negative and we have to even consider "political correctness."
- At a church gathering "Trivia Quiz" the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, “Where do women mostly have curly hair?” I was told to leave. Apparently, it's Africa.
- I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
- Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 911 and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" My order was canceled & my deposit was returned.
- A modest man checked into a hotel on a recent trip. He said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"