WANNA LAUGH?!?!

TONY WALKER

A burglar broke into a house one night.
 He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when
  a voice in the dark said,
 'Jesus knows you're here.'

  He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
  off, and froze.

  When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head
  and continued.
 Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
  wires, clear as a bell he heard. 'Jesus is watching you.'


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice.

  Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
  to rest on a parrot.
 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying
  to warn you that he is watching you.'
 The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
  you ?'

  'Moses,' replied the bird.

  'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
  'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'