Monday, May 23, 2011

THE MOB WIVES

Dawn Boyle

I am not sure what it is about these ladies, but I am hooked! Last night's episode was totally insane!
Okay - so Lee & D'rita are no longer fighting, so what do you do? Of course you have sexy pictures  professionally taken of yourself to send to your husband in jail! I do have to agree with her, that body is slammin!

Renee is finally whoring out her online service for having cards automatically sent to your favorite guy or gal incarcerated! Jail Mail will probably be on NASDAQ within the year, especially since Renee alone admitted to sending over 5,000 letters and cards to her friends and family that have been incarcerated over the past 20 or so years. That's a lot of writing!

We move on to the "SUNDAY DINNER SIT DOWN"...there was no other way for it to go down then the way it did! Carla basically calls Renee out by calling her a liar about the b/s between Renee and Carla's boyfriend, and if there is anything in this world Renee is not, is a liar! Carla concedes to fibber - Renee agrees to embelishing somethings. Then some how "Bitch" is brought into the lingo and the shoes are off!! No, really the shoes came off - the only way D'rita thought she could pull Carla and Renee off of each other was to take off her shoes, D'rita likes to be comfortable before she starts beating the crap out of people! Oh, I almost forgot about Karen! Karen rolls up on the dinner party to actually hear the yelling outside! She walks into Renee's house and immediately is in the mix! That's right Carla - your boyfriend had his finger so far up my a$$ at your birthday party! Turns out Carla's boyfriend has groped everyone.

So we leave this episode with Carla and Renee being pulled apart by Karen and D'rita - my bet is that those two will be brawling next Sunday!! The only thing I am looking forward to more is when we find out who Carla's ass grabbing, drunk texting, overly friendly boyfriend is!!!! Life is good!!!! Don't forget to tune into Real Housewives of New Jersey.....this might be my favorite season for TV, the only thing missing is the crazy Jersey kids!

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