WANNA LAUGH?!?!

Tony Walker

  
The nun agreed.  
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that  way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 
'I can't thank you enough Sister.  You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'  

The soldier  added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of  legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls...I don't want to  go to Afghanistan either.'

A soldier runs up to a nun.

Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt.  I'll explain later.'