Wednesday, July 6, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?!?! One Liners...



The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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