Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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