Friday, July 1, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?!?! Questions to ponder... and laugh about!



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

Don't you think virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone?

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