Tony Walker
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math, & science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The members of the tribe are shocked. The chief grabs the professor & pulls him aside.
"Look here!" says the chief, " You're the only white man we've ever seen & my wife gives birth to a white child! It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened here!"
"Oh no Chief, you're wrong," says the professor. "What you have here is a natural occurrence... what we in the civilized world call an albino. Look at that field over there. All the sheep are white except for the one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief is silent for a moment. He whispers in the professors ear, " Tell you what. You don't say anything more about the sheep & I won't say anything more about the baby!"
Hee hee hee hee :-)
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