Student (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Student: This is my father speaking!
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Student: Not very much!
Very cute.. thanks for the chuckle
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