Friday, February 18, 2011

Wanna Laugh?!?!

Tony Walker
Sal died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
So they sent for his two best friends, Tony and Kevin. The three men had always done everything together...
Tony arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Tony said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad."
"You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Tony said, "Nope, ain't Sal ..."

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Kevin in to confirm the identity of the body.
Kevin looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up..  Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Kevin said, "No, it ain't Sal". The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Kevin said, "Well, Sal had two a$$holes."  "What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:  "There's Sal with them two a$$holes."


  1. Thanks for the Friday laugh Tony.

  2. HA!!! I actually laughed at loud! My husband did too! Good One, Tony!