Saturday, April 23, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?!?! - Dieters Edition

The First Three Letters of DIET Really Says it All!


Funnies for your "Fat Soul"

Chocolate Covered Raisin Theory:
Chocolate is made from cocoa beans.
Beans are a legume, which is a vegetable.
Raisins are made from grapes.
Grapes are a fruit.
When trying to lose weight fruits and vegetables are good for you, so you should eat lots of them!

Lose 25 pounds in 20 minutes: Throw out all your diet books!

Forget "barbie doll"... I'm more of a "carbie" doll.

If exercise is supposed to be so much fun, why is it called "working" out?!

If you eat pizza in the forest and no one sees you, do the calories still count?

Drinking lots of water is supposed to help you lose weight.  You'll burn fat just running to the bathroom all day long.

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