Tony Walker
A guy walks into a bar. With him is a little guy a foot tall. The guy walks up to the bar & the little guy walks over to the piano where he starts playing & singing.
The bartender, amazed at the sigh of this little guy playing the piano & singin, moves over to the guy to talk to him.
"Hey! That little guy is really good! Where did you find him?"
"I got him from my genie."
"I got him from my genie."
"You've got a genie? Do you mind if I borrow your genie? I could use some help!"
"Sure thing. Wish away!"
"Sure thing. Wish away!"
The genie appears out of nowhere.
"Wow!" gasps the bartender. "I wish I had a thousand bucks!"
With that a bright big flash & a crash of thunder there appears in the bar 1000 ducks.
"Whoa!! I said a thousand bucks not a thousand ducks!"
"How do you think I feel?! Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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