Tony Walker
A middle aged man & woman meet, fall in love, & decide to get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please be gentle... I am still a virgin."
The startled groom asks, "How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."
The bride responds, "Well you see it was this way:
My first husband was a psychiatrist & all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was gynecologist & all he ever wanted to do was look it.
My third husband was a stamp collector & all he ever wanted to do was....
God I miss him."
I wouldn't expect anything else "coming" out of your mouth!
ReplyDeletegotta say, at least he is consistant!!!
ReplyDeleteJackie Guido is one of my favorite people.
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