I went to a bar with my buddy Joe the other day. Joe got pretty drunk.
As it was getting close to leaving, Joe ran to the bathroom.
A few minutes later a loud blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes later another loud scream reverberated throughout the bar.
I ran to the bathroom to see what was the matter...
"Joe! What the hell is going on? You're freaking everybody out!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet & every time I flush something comes up & squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
So I look into Joe's stall....
"You moron. You're sitting on the mop bucket."
I just got home and read this! It's been posted for 7 hours and not one person commented on this!! What's wrong with people? I got a good laugh over this :o) Thanks Tony
ReplyDeletecause they don't have any balls ;)
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