Many of you have been asking how I lost my leg.
Well one night a few years ago I was in a bar.
I sat down next to a guy who had a dog sitting next to him on the floor.
"Your dog bite?" I ask.
The man says, "Nope."
10 minutes later the dog bit into my leg & tore it right off.
I yell at the man, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The man replies, "I did say that. This isn't my dog!"
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