Friday, March 11, 2011

WANNA LAUGH



Doing Stand Up "Tonight": Dawn Boyle


There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.


Then, this big trouble-making guy steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”


“Today is the worst of my life. 
First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. 
My boss, outrageous, fires me. 
When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. 
I get a cab to return home, and when I get out of the cab, I forgot my wallet, cash and credit cards in the there. 
The cab driver just drives away.”
“When I get home, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. 
I leave home, and come to this bar. 
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”


3 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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  2. Big praise from our own funny man! Gotta like that Dawn!

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