TONY WALKER
While a man savours a double martini, an attractive woman sits down at the bar next to him & orders an orange juice.
The man turns to her & says, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating too," she replies, clinking glasses with him.
He asks, "What are you celebrating?"
She says, "For 5 years I've been trying to get pregnant. This morning my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congrats," says the man, "As it happens I am a chicken farmer & for years my chickens have been infertile. Today they're fertile!"
"How did it happen," she asks.
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she says, smiling.
I Laughed! :D
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
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