Wednesday, March 9, 2011

WANNA LAUGH?!?! ...The Late Show - Rated M for Mature


While a man savours a double martini, an attractive woman sits down at the bar next to him & orders an orange juice.

The man turns to her & says, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating too," she replies, clinking glasses with him.
He asks, "What are you celebrating?"

She says, "For 5 years I've been trying to get pregnant. This morning my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congrats," says the man, "As it happens I am a chicken farmer & for years my chickens have been infertile. Today they're fertile!"

"How did it happen," she asks.

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she says, smiling.