The other night I went to a bar & bumped into Dawn Boyle. What a nice surprise! Much to her disappointment, I sat down right next to her. I gave her a nice up & down look, then glance down at my watch.
Dawn notices this & asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," I say, "I just bought this state of the art watch & I was testing it."
"A state of the art watch?" Dawn asks, "What's so special about it?"
"Well uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," I explain.
Boyle giggles & ask, "What's it telling you now?"
I reply, "Well it says you're not wearing any panties."
After spitting her drink Boyle says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties."
That's when I realized the damn thing was an hour fast.